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NEWS:
7/6/05-[NEW WEB LINKS!!!]still under construction, but check them out anyway!

5/30/05-I HAVE DISSABLED THE LINKS TO THE FP. i'M SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE. JUST TRYING TO SAVE HILLY'S HOOKERS AND MARY'S MAN WHORES. WILL INFORM YOU OF ANY CHANGES.

2/14/05- iT'S OFFICIAL!!! the winning theme for the manwhore contest is: UNDERWARE!!! so start unzipping and taking pictures, boys!
1/8/05 - PLEASE TAKE Mary's Man Whores poll:36478 to decide what the manwhores will be wearing! Thank you!

11/15/04 i'm starting to make personalized rooms on the fuck page...any hookers who want a room contact [Yanaba] and she'll add yours.

11/15/04 ATTENTION!! mary's man whores is thinking about having a picture contest between the man whores, but we are in need of ideas for what the men will be (or won't be lol) wearing! If you have any ideas for this contest pls contact [Yanaba] and she will add it to her list.


11/9/04 The Pink Flamingo is in need of some award banners for various sexual acts so memebers can proudly proclaime which flamingo or gnome they have earned. Please inform [Aleka] of any banners you create so she can ensure that they are not too preverse. Thanks!

10/15/04 the fuck page is now new and improved! USE IT!!!! and in the MAIN ROOM PLEASE USE THE COMMENTS AREA to cyber! Have fun!

10/10/04 I made a cyber page for all those who feel the need to do that on here. It's more private for you guys. For now, it's called the fuck page. Tell me if you can think of anything better and if i made it right, cuz i'm not sure i did....

9/30/04 WE NOW HAVE BOUNCERS! WE NEED MORE.

8/26/04 the page has been changed now YOU GUYS NEED TO ADD STORIES TO THE PINK FLAMINGO PAGE and yeah keep giving me ideas!

8/5/04 hehehe so yeah Hilly's Hookers has been added to the Adult's only list on The wiki´s wiki page I'm proud of our little joke of a page!
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Okay so heres the umm shpeil okay so i can't spell that umm heres is the way this works: Hilly's Hookers is mainly about sharing interesting sex related stories jokes ect. in general just being indecent! so feel free to just jump right into a conversation!

The Pink Flamingo

Thoughts of a Hooker

The World If I Ran It

Operation: Brad Pitt



Hilly's Hookers administaration and employees



she-pimp : [Animal*Girl]
Hookers:                      
#1: [Aleka]                  
#2: [Yanaba]                 
#3: [Hermes322]      
#4: [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]            
#5: [Kat13]
#6: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
#7: [FaeryPrincess]
#8: [Scarlet Lioness]
#9: [Corp USA Bad]
#10: [Lilly_Cortez]
#11: [Wolf Of Love and lust]
#12:[punk_sk8er]
#13:[Little Red]
#14:[bitchy_girl69]
#15: [hottcandy41]
#16: [pretty in blood]
#17: [~*ChRiS GiRl*~]
#18: [jo has gone]
#19: [SingleSexah]
#20:[Slut_911]


Bouncers:
#1: [Sufanhero]
#2: [Battle of One]
#3: [Balthizar]
#4: [horneyguy]
#5: [tomfucker]
#6: [Wrath of the phoenix]
#7: [Legacy Rite]
#8: [white_devil]
#9: [Cherub]
#10 [Rune Takashi]
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2004-11-13 [Aleka]: you weren't brutally molested since you last came on....ummm unwilling i mean

2004-11-13 [Battle of One]: Well that put's it lightly

2004-11-13 [Hermes322]: Oh shit...*falls off my chair laughing*

2004-11-13 [Balthizar]: sam,do add me as a bouncer or do i?

2004-11-13 [Hermes322]: I'll do it. I have to speak with Yanaba first, when seh gets on but I'm sure she'll let you be a bouncer. ^^ She awsome!

2004-11-13 [Balthizar]: thats cool<(O_O)>

2004-11-13 [Hermes322]: yup. But please, take a look around. Look at the thoughts of a hooker, it's funny.

2004-11-13 [Balthizar]: alright

2004-11-13 [Hermes322]: hehehe....

2004-11-13 [Aleka]: a new bouncer... 8) Welcome!

2004-11-13 [Hermes322]: ^^ Don't we have to check with Yanaba first?

2004-11-13 [Aleka]: nah...berni won't mind

2004-11-13 [Hermes322]: cool

2004-11-13 [Balthizar]: sweet

2004-11-13 [Aleka]: we should probally make a banner for the bouncer's...where's berni aka [Yanaba] when you need her

2004-11-14 [Battle of One]: Well....hey do I need to ask to use the banner on my home page?

2004-11-14 [Hermes322]: I have no idea.

2004-11-14 [Aleka]: no go right ahead and advertise hilly's hookers with the banner!

2004-11-14 [Battle of One]: ok

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: ... new bouncer here.... and he is one of my man whores! Welcome [horneyguy]

2004-11-15 [Hermes322]: You're welcome. ^^

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: well if you would like me back I would be willing to be a bouncer again

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: ahhh... of course you can come back!

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: ok well it was a women who I wanted to get with that did not want me on here and the she pissed me off I then I did not want her any more

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: ahhh... i figured it had to do with a female... we forgive you for leaving us for another chick...well i do but i don't know about the others

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: well it wount happen again

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: 8)... oh i don't care real life is more important than a wiki

2004-11-15 [Hermes322]: LOL

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: ...;P

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: I am back in black

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: [tomfucker]!!! ur back! yay! *read the previous comments* yeah...sorri if we got your gf jealous but she should know that it is just a wiki and it's not like it's actually cheating.

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: WOAH! MORE BOUNCERS! WELCOME!

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: she was not my gf tho just someone i thought i liked

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: the wiki's growing berni!!

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: ya it is

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: i'm so happy!!

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: me too. man I am so tired. I partied to much this weekend

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: ...cool... i worked and did homework and applications so you can't complain about partying to much... 8*P

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: well this past week was the first time i did not work more than 8 hours. for awile i was working about 14 or so hours a day

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: now thats something to complain about...

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: ya so it was nice to have a 4 day weekend also and know i am getting a second job

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: ...moneys nice and all that but don't you think you work enough?

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: hehehehe.....just as long as he doesn't have 3 jobs that take up his whole life and make him cancel appoinments w/ the ppl he loves he should be fine

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: ...do you want me to beat some sense into mike's head?

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: well I dont mide having two jobs. I work on base sunday thru thursday. from 2 pm to 11 pm and the I would work at the stables from730 am to 1130 am monday tuseday and thursday and 730 am to about 5 pm on fridays

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: nah.....he needs the money...it's just hard not seeing him all the time anymore. I just hope he doesn't get called in next sat.

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: busy.... but hey if you enjoy what you do then that should be a good thing

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: do u at least enjoy ur work?

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: ya i do my second job is at a horse stables

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: well thats good... horses are cool

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: horsies!!!!! yay!!!

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: the one bad this is that when i am there i get in to the mind set that I am at my old stables and i think I am the trail boss

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: oh... you don't get in trouble do you?

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: no because the manager likes it because i get things done

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: well then why is it bad?

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: cuz he's not the superior there???

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: yep which i am use to I became the trail boss back home at the age of 14

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: ...well.... thats gonna be a hard habit to break.... good luck

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: lol

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: well I am not trying to break it because I get more things done there when I am in that mind set

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: well, then that's good.....right???

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: yes it is and it also makes me look good

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: yay!

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: plus the manager knows that when things need to get fixed they will be fixed

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: wow! how reliable!

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: yep plus I was so good that when i left for a few months they had trouble keeping up with the work load

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: lol! That's a good sign. now you have reassurance that u'll never be fired

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: yep plus i have another country boy friend of mine who is going to be working with me*smiles really big*

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: yay!!! company is always a good thing!

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: ya it is. he will manly be working weekends

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: wait....but you don't work weekends do you?

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: nope but I just might work on saturday because he will be there

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: aw....

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: so ya plus I could use the money

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: money is a good thing but it shouldn't controll our lives....

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: well when i have bills to pay it does

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: yeah.....i know how that goes....*sigh*

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: well damn those bills!! i don't have any yet but i will soon.... and i'm already dreading it

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: well when you do yopu will know what it is like to have alot of bills and little money

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: ...yeah i know.... i already have little money....all of its being saved for college....*tear*

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: well its a good thing to go to college because that is one of the only ways you will make the big money

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: lol

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: i know... of course i'll be paying off student loans until i'm thirty and thats if i graduate in four years....

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: oh...so she talked to you guys too huh?

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: ....sigh... lousy bitch ruined all my hopes and dreams with tthat damn speach

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: lol.....yeah.....i'm just gonna do my own thing....who cares

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: well i did

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: ...i'm doing my own "thing" going to college to get a degree in something i love to do...what that is is uncertain but who knows....

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: art!!!! well, yeah...don't know which kind specifically yet

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: well I am going to go to collage after the marines for atomtive

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: ooh! cars! hehehe

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: I love working on cars

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: what kind? domestic?? imports??

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: domestic

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: very nice! i don't know anything about cars so thats an amazing profession to me

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: It is alot of fun for me so I do not mind working on them

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: cool... i'm just happy there are people out there like you who can point at the jumble of metal and tell me whats wrong with my car... 8)

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: yeah..my bf likes imports. he's really good w/ cars too!

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: well if some one tells you something is wrong when they talk to you than have another shop look at it

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: maybe one of you peeps can tell me what this sound is that comes from my car.... it happens when i turn and its like the tires are rubbing agaiinst something and its not pretty...berni how would you describe the noise my car makes?

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: it sounds like you need new belts

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: like it's groaning....mike could look at it....if we could pry him away from the board room, the auto body shop and the theater!

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: ...okay...new belts....whatever those are... we better get mike to look at my car so i don't spend loads of money and find it still making weird noises... not that i doubt you [tomfucker] i just would like someone to actually look before i pay...

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: or randy......

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: I know what you mean. so it is just when you start it up but once in drive the sound goes away

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: ....no... its when ever i make a turn....

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: it sounds all cool like the car's actually groaning

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: like its gonna fall apart...its getting worse....

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: well i dont think its the belts than. you might want to have your friend take a look at it

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: ....berni!! i need car repairs get your damn boyfriend or randy over here now... and it's a very good excuse to get your boyfriend off of work...do it do it!!

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: OKAY!!!!!......calm down....lol.....i'll im randy when he gets on

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: .... that last part confused me.. 8)

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: ya same here

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: IM...instant messege

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: geeze! lol

2004-11-15 [tomfucker]: ohhh ok cool

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: lol...yeah.

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: ...cool berni...thanks

2004-11-15 [Yanaba]: np......

2004-11-15 [Pedito]: i'm lost

2004-11-15 [Aleka]: 8)... thats the way i usually am so don't worry

2004-11-16 [Yanaba]: woah! we've got a new bouncer! welcome!

2004-11-16 [Aleka]: wow your right!!! welcome [Wrath of the phoenix]!!!

2004-11-16 [Pedito]: well i'm still the first bouncer you guys ever had

2004-11-16 [Aleka]: 8)... WE LOVE YOU [Pedito]!!!

2004-11-16 [Pedito]: I love you : [Aleka]         

2004-11-16 [Pedito]: and the same goes for the rest of you guys

2004-11-16 [Aleka]: 8)

2004-11-16 [Balthizar]: *stands in corner holding knight stick*

2004-11-16 [Aleka]: ....okay....

2004-11-17 [Kat13]: BOO

2004-11-17 [Aleka]: omg!! your alive!!!!

2004-11-17 [Hermes322]: *tackles*

2004-11-17 [tomfucker]: * walks in and looks around*

2004-11-17 [Hermes322]: *waves and hugs* HEY!

2004-11-17 [tomfucker]: hi how are you good looking

2004-11-17 [Hermes322]: I'm good. you??

2004-11-17 [tomfucker]: I am doing good and I guess some one else is* looks at my pants*

2004-11-17 [Aleka]: ....why?? this is for the fuck page!! the fuck page i say!! not that i mine people implying this... but we have a huge ass page for it now... and berni really wants people to use those rooms...

2004-11-17 [tomfucker]: I know I was trying to get her there

2004-11-17 [Aleka]: ....does she have her own page? cause then she should be watching it and all you'd have to do is leave a message... ;)

2004-11-17 [tomfucker]: aaa ok cool than

2004-11-17 [Yanaba]: yes she does

2004-11-17 [Yanaba]: [Kat13], would you like ur own personal cyber page too?

2004-11-17 [Aleka]: yeah.... but hes in my room now ;)

2004-11-17 [Yanaba]: oh ok well have fun! but i asked [Kat13] if she wanted one

2004-11-17 [Aleka]: cool does she??

2004-11-17 [Yanaba]: i dunno....she hasn't responded

2004-11-17 [Aleka]: ...well then we will wait patiently...and make her a room and delete it if she doesn't want it 8*D

2004-11-17 [Yanaba]: i'm sending out messeges....hey, the man whores should have thier own rooms too.....or maybe not....or maybe replace the massive unnecessary ones w/ those

2004-11-17 [Aleka]: ...i was thinking of my man whores.... some would definitly like their own rooms... like the ones who say their always horny....yeah i guess i should go ask em all...

2004-11-17 [Yanaba]: lol...okay u do that and i'll add them on later...if they want.

2004-11-17 [Aleka]: 8)...i'll go bug em all!

2004-11-19 [Yanaba]: anyone on?

2004-11-19 [tomfucker]: I am

2004-11-19 [Yanaba]: yay

2004-11-19 [Yanaba]: so how's u?

2004-11-19 [Aleka]: hello...i'm good by the way.. ;)

2004-11-19 [tomfucker]: I am doing great

2004-11-19 [Yanaba]: yay for goodness and greatness!

2004-11-19 [tomfucker]: Just want the weekend to be here so I can relax

2004-11-19 [Yanaba]: YES!!! OH GOD THE WEEKEND!!! 2 days of bliss before i die of college apps...but then thanksgiving will be here shortly!

2004-11-19 [tomfucker]: yep and I get to eat two thanksgiving meals. one on saturday and one on thanksgiving

2004-11-19 [Aleka]: YIPPY!! a break from the evilness of school!

2004-11-19 [tomfucker]: yep I get wedness, thursday,friday and saturday off next week

2004-11-19 [Yanaba]: nice!

2004-11-19 [Aleka]: we get wednesdy, thursday, friday, saturday, and sunday... 8*P

2004-11-19 [tomfucker]: well I got those same days of last week

2004-11-19 [Yanaba]: really? why?

2004-11-19 [tomfucker]: Veterens Day

2004-11-19 [Yanaba]: OH YEAH....totally forgot cuz we didn't get it off...

2004-11-19 [tomfucker]: and then next month I get the 24 to the 3 off

2004-11-19 [Yanaba]: why the 3rd?

2004-11-19 [tomfucker]: from the 24 of dec to the 3rd of jan

2004-11-19 [Yanaba]: WOAH! we get till the fifth....but then again we're still in school...

2004-11-19 [Aleka]: nice!

2004-11-19 [Yanaba]: at least i'm pretty sure it's the 5th....usually is

2004-11-19 [tomfucker]: ya well i dont get that much time off and also you dont have to be on call 24/7

2004-11-19 [Yanaba]: well, yeah

2004-11-19 [Aleka]: yeah....

2004-11-19 [tomfucker]: so when I get time off from work I am still working

2004-11-19 [Yanaba]: so, how was everyone's day?

2004-11-19 [Aleka]: excellent..... sorry your always working [tomfucker] 8*(

2004-11-19 [tomfucker]: it was good just waiting for my friend to get off work so we can go joy ride in my new truck

2004-11-19 [Yanaba]: new stuff is good esp if it has four wheels and goes Vroom Vroom

2004-11-19 [Aleka]: ohhh... new truck!! got to love new stuff ;)

2004-11-19 [tomfucker]: it even has 4x4

2004-11-19 [Aleka]: mmmmm.... i love trucks, but give me a jeep any day.... jeeps are so sexy!

2004-11-19 [tomfucker]: well I look really sex in my truck when I have my country stuff and also in my cammies

2004-11-19 [Yanaba]: um....yeah..........

2004-11-19 [Aleka]: mmmmm..... i just like people who go off roading... berni me and you are gonna take my crappy ass jeep off roading!!!

2004-11-19 [tomfucker]: and it is a 3/4 ton 2001 Dodge Dakota

2004-11-19 [Yanaba]: i could like off roading!

2004-11-19 [Aleka]: mmm dodge.... i love dodge trucks..... what color is it?

2004-11-19 [Pedito]: dodge trucks are big gas hog but they get the job done

2004-11-19 [Aleka]: yeah...my dad had a dodge truck...had to sell it though.. 8(

2004-11-20 [Yanaba]: ...

2004-11-20 [Aleka]: just because you don't know anything about trucks...but then neither do i

2004-11-20 [Elansor]: i nearly got killed going off road, it was fun, untill i relised how dangoures it had been.

2004-11-20 [Aleka]: yeah... fun is dangerous.... but without fun life would be boring thus the danger is required!!

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